1
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<i>
taking us too far

2
00:00:36,436 --> 00:00:39,672
<i>
this part of town

3
00:00:39,673 --> 00:00:43,242
<i>
and so clear

4
00:00:45,679 --> 00:00:49,915
<i>
into nights now

5
00:00:52,085 --> 00:00:56,555
<i>
into my front door

6
00:00:58,291 --> 00:01:02,928
<i>
know where to go now

7
00:01:04,931 --> 00:01:07,599
<i>
show me something

8
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Bye.

9
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I fucking hate
those cunts.

10
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Yeah, me too.

11
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Maybe I should've
gone to Cabo.

12
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I've never even heard
of that island.

13
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Because it's not
an island, shit flake.

14
00:01:26,953 --> 00:01:28,587
Hey, you two better
work out your shit,

15
00:01:28,588 --> 00:01:30,589
'cause I'm not gonna
let you ruin my weekend.

16
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Island or not, I'm sure it's
better than this shithole.

17
00:01:33,693 --> 00:01:35,828
Those skanks will probably
end up gang raped

18
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and left for dead
in a dumpster somewhere.

19
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Yeah, God willing.

20
00:01:40,300 --> 00:01:43,202
I know some frat guys who are
always up for a good gang bang.

21
00:01:45,171 --> 00:01:47,072
Slut.
-You know it.

22
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<i>
into nights now

23
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Gang rape.
Gone's the faith.

24
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Give it to me now.

25
00:02:04,824 --> 00:02:06,025
Hi, Amy.

26
00:02:06,026 --> 00:02:07,793
Hi, Amy.

27
00:02:10,697 --> 00:02:11,830
Oh, I'm sorry.

28
00:02:11,831 --> 00:02:13,432
Did we catch you
at a bad time?

29
00:02:13,433 --> 00:02:15,968
You probably want some
privacy with your porn.

30
00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:19,438
It's not pornography.
It's for my Anatomy 404 class.

31
00:02:19,439 --> 00:02:21,740
All I see is
dirty pictures.

32
00:02:21,741 --> 00:02:23,642
Is that a cock?

33
00:02:23,643 --> 00:02:25,511
It's called
a phallus.

34
00:02:27,247 --> 00:02:28,914
Yeah, that's
a cock, all right.

35
00:02:28,915 --> 00:02:30,949
So is that why you
wanna be a doctor?

36
00:02:30,950 --> 00:02:33,485
So you can look at people's
naughty bits?

37
00:02:34,788 --> 00:02:37,423
Wow. This guy
is really packing.

38
00:02:37,424 --> 00:02:38,957
Can I get
his number, Ames?

39
00:02:38,958 --> 00:02:41,126
I'm sure Pam still has it
on her palm from last night.

40
00:02:44,864 --> 00:02:46,532
Speaking of dick,

41
00:02:46,533 --> 00:02:48,000
has anyone seen
the new substitute cook?

42
00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:49,968
Mm-mmm.

43
00:02:49,969 --> 00:02:51,270
Mm-mmm.

44
00:02:51,271 --> 00:02:53,405
Well, I just hope he's
not like all the other guys

45
00:02:53,406 --> 00:02:56,308
we get around here: prude.

46
00:02:56,309 --> 00:02:58,577
Men are idiots.

47
00:02:58,578 --> 00:03:01,413
All I need is my beaver
whistle to keep me satisfied.

48
00:03:01,414 --> 00:03:02,815
Hey!

49
00:03:02,816 --> 00:03:05,417
How did cave women
ever get off without them?

50
00:03:05,418 --> 00:03:07,519
I think they
used sticks.

51
00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:11,290
Yeah, sticks!

52
00:03:15,829 --> 00:03:17,730
Come on, ladies.

53
00:03:17,731 --> 00:03:20,632
We've got some serious smoking to do.

54
00:03:20,633 --> 00:03:21,867
Ooh.

55
00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:34,680
Hey, listen.

56
00:03:34,681 --> 00:03:38,417
If you need any help
studying, just ask, okay?

57
00:03:38,418 --> 00:03:40,753
Thanks. I'll keep
that in mind.

58
00:03:55,702 --> 00:03:57,302
Oh, God.

59
00:03:57,303 --> 00:03:59,371
Okay!

60
00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:05,044
Ow!

61
00:04:05,045 --> 00:04:07,312
I'm such a klutz.
Okay.

62
00:04:10,850 --> 00:04:12,651
Thank you.

63
00:04:23,196 --> 00:04:25,898
So, you must be filling
in for the weekend.

64
00:04:29,202 --> 00:04:33,072
Um...where would
you like these?

65
00:04:36,843 --> 00:04:38,344
Oh, God.

66
00:04:38,345 --> 00:04:40,746
What do you have in here,
a body or something?

67
00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:54,493
Wow, you must be
some cook.

68
00:04:54,494 --> 00:04:56,195
I am cook.

69
00:05:11,711 --> 00:05:12,811
Oh, I'm sorry.

70
00:05:12,812 --> 00:05:15,247
I know, I could
hurt myself.

71
00:05:16,516 --> 00:05:19,184
So, where are you from?

72
00:05:22,455 --> 00:05:25,724
I'm from Arizona.

73
00:05:25,725 --> 00:05:28,861
And you are, um, from...

74
00:05:30,830 --> 00:05:33,999
Oh, God, this is
getting us nowhere.

75
00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,801
Okay.

76
00:05:37,837 --> 00:05:42,775
I am from here, Arizona.

77
00:05:42,776 --> 00:05:47,546
And you are from--
Hungary.

78
00:05:47,547 --> 00:05:50,115
No, no, I'm not
hungry, thank you.

79
00:05:50,116 --> 00:05:51,984
Arizona.

80
00:05:56,022 --> 00:05:57,523
Hungary.

81
00:05:58,925 --> 00:06:02,461
Oh, you're from Hungary.
Okay, I get it.

82
00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:08,867
Wait a second.
You're the Hungary cook?

83
00:06:08,868 --> 00:06:10,669
That's a good one.

84
00:06:12,405 --> 00:06:16,575
All right. Well, um,
I guess I should be going.

85
00:06:16,576 --> 00:06:20,079
So I'll, um,
see you later.

86
00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:22,014
Okay.

87
00:06:22,015 --> 00:06:23,749
Okay.

88
00:06:33,626 --> 00:06:35,427
She's so lame.

89
00:06:39,099 --> 00:06:41,700
Hiya.

90
00:06:41,701 --> 00:06:43,369
What you doin'?

91
00:06:43,370 --> 00:06:46,105
Um, stuff.

92
00:06:47,874 --> 00:06:49,408
I have a lot
of things to prepare

93
00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:51,043
for the Garden of Eden Club.

94
00:06:51,044 --> 00:06:53,245
We're going downtown to
feed the homeless next week.

95
00:06:53,246 --> 00:06:54,880
That's nice.

96
00:06:56,282 --> 00:07:00,586
I'm bored.

97
00:07:00,587 --> 00:07:02,855
So did you wanna
do something later?

98
00:07:02,856 --> 00:07:05,657
Why didn't you go to Cabo?

99
00:07:07,627 --> 00:07:09,661
I don't know.

100
00:07:09,662 --> 00:07:11,497
Don't think it would've
been much fun.

101
00:07:11,498 --> 00:07:12,564
Why didn't you go?

102
00:07:12,565 --> 00:07:15,234
I told you.
I'm busy.

103
00:07:17,303 --> 00:07:20,172
Now, your crosses
look crooked.

104
00:07:20,173 --> 00:07:22,808
I-- Don't.
Don't touch that.

105
00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:31,550
Still isn't straight.

106
00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:36,555
You know, you just
need to chill out.

107
00:07:36,556 --> 00:07:38,824
You're kinda tense.

108
00:07:38,825 --> 00:07:40,893
I told you I have
a lot of work to do.

109
00:07:40,894 --> 00:07:42,828
The Lord's work
is never done.

110
00:07:42,829 --> 00:07:44,830
Doesn't God
even take a break?

111
00:07:44,831 --> 00:07:47,232
Isn't that what
the Sabbath is for?

112
00:07:47,233 --> 00:07:49,168
Wait. Do you
study the Bible?

113
00:07:49,169 --> 00:07:51,337
Oh my God,
every night.

114
00:07:51,338 --> 00:07:54,640
Yeah. It's right under my
bed where I fuck the priest.

115
00:07:54,641 --> 00:07:56,742
Yeah, it was, like, a
totally religious experience,

116
00:07:56,743 --> 00:08:00,012
him putting his resurrections
in my holiest of holies.

117
00:08:00,013 --> 00:08:01,680
Have you been
tongue baptized yet?

118
00:08:01,681 --> 00:08:04,783
Oh. Can you please go now?

119
00:08:04,784 --> 00:08:07,052
Okay. But if you
wanna take a break,

120
00:08:07,053 --> 00:08:09,421
remember, my door's
always open.

121
00:08:22,235 --> 00:08:23,902
Christ, you scared me.

122
00:08:35,382 --> 00:08:38,183
Finally, someone around
here with a little culture.

123
00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:40,753
It is unbelievable how
few people in this country

124
00:08:40,754 --> 00:08:42,888
have an understanding
of art.

125
00:08:42,889 --> 00:08:45,090
It must be different
where you're from.

126
00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:47,926
Oh.

127
00:08:51,931 --> 00:08:53,132
He's my favorite.

128
00:08:59,072 --> 00:09:01,774
I am cook.

129
00:09:20,126 --> 00:09:22,828
I wish I was in Cabo.

130
00:09:22,829 --> 00:09:24,196
Maybe if you click
your heels together.

131
00:09:24,197 --> 00:09:26,198
Huh?

132
00:09:26,199 --> 00:09:28,067
Forget it.

133
00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:30,302
Don't you wish you were in
Cabo with the other sisters?

134
00:09:30,303 --> 00:09:31,570
Not really.

135
00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:33,405
You know I have a lot
of studying to do.

136
00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:35,307
Ugh. Study study study.

137
00:09:35,308 --> 00:09:37,710
All you ever do is read
those stupid books.

138
00:09:37,711 --> 00:09:40,612
Not all of us can afford
to get away for the weekend.

139
00:09:40,613 --> 00:09:43,182
Besides, it wouldn't hurt you to
crack open a book once in a while.

140
00:09:43,183 --> 00:09:44,817
Ugh. God!

141
00:09:44,818 --> 00:09:47,386
Can't you ever get your mind
off of school for one second?

142
00:09:47,387 --> 00:09:49,288
I'm sorry, Bunny,
but I've gotta cram

143
00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:50,923
if I'm gonna be ready
for midterms.

144
00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:53,559
The only thing you need to
cram is a big cock in your box.

145
00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:56,462
You need a boyfriend.

146
00:09:56,463 --> 00:09:57,963
It sounds like
a child's toy.

147
00:09:57,964 --> 00:10:00,132
Okay, girls, let's all
play cock in your box.

148
00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:02,001
Make jokes now,

149
00:10:02,002 --> 00:10:03,635
but if you don't get
some action soon,

150
00:10:03,636 --> 00:10:05,304
your well's
gonna run dry.

151
00:10:05,305 --> 00:10:08,273
Please. Just because my ass
doesn't have an open-door policy

152
00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:09,742
does not mean
I'm going to shrivel up.

153
00:10:09,743 --> 00:10:10,809
You're just jealous

154
00:10:10,810 --> 00:10:13,512
because I have
a killer ass.

155
00:10:13,513 --> 00:10:16,648
Oh, please.

156
00:10:16,649 --> 00:10:18,017
I've seen tighter.

157
00:10:18,018 --> 00:10:21,720
Oh, take that back.
I like my ass.

158
00:10:21,721 --> 00:10:25,758
So do all the boys.
You're gonna get it.

159
00:10:36,336 --> 00:10:38,570
God, I love
smoking weed.

160
00:10:48,515 --> 00:10:51,316
Yep. I loves me
the good shit.

161
00:10:52,552 --> 00:10:54,086
I think I've had enough.

162
00:10:54,087 --> 00:10:56,422
No one likes
a quitter.

163
00:10:56,423 --> 00:10:59,792
Yeah. Quitters never win.

164
00:10:59,793 --> 00:11:03,062
Whatever. This is like
Lilith Fair in here.

165
00:11:03,063 --> 00:11:05,831
Do you guys wanna
invite some guys over?

166
00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:07,366
Brooke has a mustache.

167
00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:08,867
That's kind of like
being with a guy.

168
00:11:08,868 --> 00:11:11,670
I do not!

169
00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,839
Yeah, you do.
Bitch.

170
00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:17,343
Oh.

171
00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:19,411
You have to admit,
though,

172
00:11:19,412 --> 00:11:21,714
you had one when you rimmed
your English professor.

173
00:11:21,715 --> 00:11:23,549
Well, I was gonna
fail the class.

174
00:11:29,155 --> 00:11:32,124
Why the fuck do you wanna go hang
out with those frat guys, anyway?

175
00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:33,959
You know all they
wanna do is fuck you.

176
00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:35,294
I like to fuck guys.

177
00:11:35,295 --> 00:11:37,262
Is there something
wrong with that?

178
00:11:37,263 --> 00:11:40,032
So why don't you just
go and fuck 'em?

179
00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:47,773
Come party with us or
get the fuck out of here.

180
00:11:47,774 --> 00:11:50,476
Come on.
Party with us.

181
00:11:50,477 --> 00:11:53,112
You know you want to.

182
00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:55,681
All the cool kids
are doing it.

183
00:11:55,682 --> 00:11:58,817
What's up? I thought whores
were into experimenting.

184
00:12:00,487 --> 00:12:02,721
I'm going to the frat
house for a cock run.

185
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,490
Good riddance, cunt.

186
00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:07,059
Go fuck yourself, dyke.

187
00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:09,228
Later I will, and I'll
be thinking of you.

188
00:12:10,597 --> 00:12:12,965
I'll be thinking
of you too, Michelle!

189
00:12:12,966 --> 00:12:14,767
Seriously,
shut the fuck up.

190
00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:44,229
Oh, it's you.

191
00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:47,333
I have the munchies.

192
00:12:47,334 --> 00:12:50,336
Do you know munchies?

193
00:12:50,337 --> 00:12:51,804
Oh.

194
00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:56,442
Okay.

195
00:13:07,887 --> 00:13:11,023
You're kinda cute
for an older man.

196
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:35,814
You want a blowjob?

197
00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:43,956
Suit yourself.

198
00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:52,131
You're the strong,
silent type.

199
00:13:52,132 --> 00:13:53,465
I like that.

200
00:13:55,301 --> 00:13:57,703
What else can
those hands do?

201
00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:01,974
Come on.

202
00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:04,943
If you put
that knife down,

203
00:14:06,413 --> 00:14:08,280
I'll let you do

204
00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:10,783
whatever you want
with me.

205
00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:29,201
Sensitive about
your toys, aren't you?

206
00:14:32,305 --> 00:14:36,408
Then what would you do
if I did this?

207
00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:56,095
I would so, like,
rock your world.

208
00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:08,307
Are you coming on to me?

209
00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:12,945
Oh, come on.
Don't be shy.

210
00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:14,880
I won't bite.

211
00:15:14,881 --> 00:15:15,848
Maybe just a little.

212
00:16:10,837 --> 00:16:13,772



213
00:16:16,376 --> 00:16:18,210
Hungry.

214
00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:20,979
Mm. Smells good.

215
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,781
Smells kind of fishy
if you ask me.

216
00:16:22,782 --> 00:16:24,817
No, Amy,
that's just you.

217
00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:26,585
Shut up, Pam.

218
00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:28,921
I didn't say anything,
dirty slut.

219
00:16:28,922 --> 00:16:31,023
Settle down, children.

220
00:16:31,024 --> 00:16:33,625
What the fuck crawled
up your ass and died?

221
00:16:38,865 --> 00:16:41,266
Give me the wine.

222
00:16:41,267 --> 00:16:43,535
I'm starving.

223
00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:46,972
OK! Ha-Ha!

224
00:16:46,973 --> 00:16:48,774
Ooh.

225
00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:51,577
Mmm.
- Finally.

226
00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:57,583
Ah.

227
00:16:57,584 --> 00:16:59,551
Wow.

228
00:17:02,088 --> 00:17:04,690
Mmm.
- Mmm.

229
00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:08,093
Okay.

230
00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:12,598
Oh!

231
00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:16,368
Ooh.

232
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:19,104
I love sloppy joes.

233
00:17:24,844 --> 00:17:26,912
Looks good.

234
00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:31,150
Did any of you guys tell
him that I don't eat meat?

235
00:17:31,151 --> 00:17:35,120
Actually, it's
made from aborted fetuses.

236
00:17:35,121 --> 00:17:37,656
Leave her alone.

237
00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:42,561
It's really juicy.

238
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:45,030
It's good.

239
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,101
These are pretty good.

240
00:17:49,102 --> 00:17:51,337
Mm. Meaty.

241
00:17:51,338 --> 00:17:55,240
Delicious!
Mmm!

242
00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:12,157
So good.

243
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:14,927
You should try it.

244
00:18:17,964 --> 00:18:19,398
So fucking good.

245
00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:21,000
Oh, my God.

246
00:18:21,001 --> 00:18:21,934
Yum.

247
00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:45,858
Mmm.

248
00:18:49,596 --> 00:18:50,729
So good.

249
00:18:52,999 --> 00:18:54,967
Yummy to my tummy.

250
00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:57,403
I haven't had sloppy joes
since I was six.

251
00:18:57,404 --> 00:18:59,304
Do you think he'll make
bug juice for breakfast?

252
00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:01,473
I think Anastasia's a dyke.
- What?

253
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,108
You saw the way
she looked at Kristen.

254
00:19:03,109 --> 00:19:06,178
That is exactly the same
look I gave Orlando Bloom.

255
00:19:06,179 --> 00:19:07,312
When did you see him?

256
00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:08,881
When we were
out last night.

257
00:19:08,882 --> 00:19:11,116
We?
- Me and my pocket rocket.

258
00:19:11,117 --> 00:19:13,619
You're sick.
- Like I haven't caught you before.

259
00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:17,322
You coming?

260
00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:19,191
No, I think I'm gonna
help the cook clean up.

261
00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:21,427
Please. Like you're
fooling anybody.

262
00:19:21,428 --> 00:19:22,828
What are you
talking about?

263
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:25,664
You want a piece
of that ass for dessert.

264
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:27,433
Give me a break, Bunny.

265
00:19:27,434 --> 00:19:28,701
He doesn't even
speak English.

266
00:19:28,702 --> 00:19:30,502
Since when is there
a language requirement

267
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:32,338
to get into your pants?

268
00:19:32,339 --> 00:19:35,374
Oh, that must be
the oral part of the exam.

269
00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:37,209
I'll see you later.

270
00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:39,411
Or not.

271
00:19:48,555 --> 00:19:51,523
I fucking love
this movie.

272
00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:54,526
Yeah, it fucking rocks.

273
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:56,895
Oh. Are you worried
about Michelle?

274
00:19:56,896 --> 00:20:00,265
She's a bitch.
- Right. A bitch.

275
00:20:00,266 --> 00:20:02,334
She said she was hanging
out with those frat guys.

276
00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:03,669
Yeah, I know, but--

277
00:20:03,670 --> 00:20:05,571
What do you see
in that twat anyway?

278
00:20:05,572 --> 00:20:07,406
I'm just a little
worried about her.

279
00:20:07,407 --> 00:20:08,774
Me too.

280
00:20:08,775 --> 00:20:11,076
Yeah, right.
You just want to fuck her.

281
00:20:11,077 --> 00:20:12,111
What are you
talking about?

282
00:20:12,112 --> 00:20:14,380
Stop being such a pussy
and admit it.

283
00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:15,914
What about you?

284
00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:18,917
I'm not a dyke, dyke.
- You are such a whore.

285
00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:20,252
That's right, bitch.

286
00:20:20,253 --> 00:20:22,321
Give me a buck
and I'll give you a fuck.

287
00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:24,990
Fuck for a buck.

288
00:20:24,991 --> 00:20:26,458
Oh! Ow!

289
00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:37,670
I thought you
could use some help.

290
00:20:39,606 --> 00:20:40,739
Hmm.

291
00:20:48,848 --> 00:20:50,516
Give me that shit.

292
00:20:52,786 --> 00:20:54,787
Think I'm gonna
go find Michelle,

293
00:20:54,788 --> 00:20:56,555
'cause I'm getting
bored of you two.

294
00:20:56,556 --> 00:20:57,756
Oh, no!

295
00:20:57,757 --> 00:21:00,092
What do you
want to do?

296
00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:02,027
You guys know
what body shots are?

297
00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:05,397
Mm-mmm.
- Un-unh.

298
00:21:05,398 --> 00:21:08,233
Autumn, go get some limes.
I'll grab the tequila.

299
00:21:08,234 --> 00:21:09,902
And, Brooke, you
take off your shirt.

300
00:21:13,273 --> 00:21:14,973
Okay.

301
00:21:33,126 --> 00:21:34,993
I have no idea
what you just said.

302
00:21:36,830 --> 00:21:39,098
But it sounded sweet.

303
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:48,807
Okay, class,

304
00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:51,076
after rounding up
the necessary ingredients,

305
00:21:51,077 --> 00:21:53,178
you need to rub
the lime

306
00:21:53,179 --> 00:21:57,049
across your partner's
desired body part.

307
00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:01,220
Then comes the salt.

308
00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:06,658
The lime makes
the salt stick, see?

309
00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:08,260
Huh.

310
00:22:08,261 --> 00:22:09,428
Hit me, babe.

311
00:22:25,345 --> 00:22:27,379
Down the hatch.

312
00:22:29,249 --> 00:22:32,151
So tell me again why I
had to take my top off.

313
00:22:32,152 --> 00:22:35,521
'Cause she's a dyke.
- 'Cause I'm a dyke.

314
00:23:31,011 --> 00:23:33,545
Oh, my God.
I'm sorry.

315
00:23:33,546 --> 00:23:35,681
You were having
another nightmare.

316
00:23:35,682 --> 00:23:37,349
Do you remember
what it was about?

317
00:23:37,350 --> 00:23:40,052
I think some lunatic
was chasing me with a knife.

318
00:23:41,488 --> 00:23:43,422
You know, you should really
have that checked out.

319
00:23:43,423 --> 00:23:45,758
My mom could recommend
a great shrink.

320
00:23:45,759 --> 00:23:49,128
Thanks, but I think I'm just
nervous about my Biology midterm.

321
00:23:50,663 --> 00:23:52,598
Ugh, I don't feel well.

322
00:23:53,933 --> 00:23:55,034
Maybe it was
something you ate.

323
00:24:06,179 --> 00:24:08,147
Oh, good morning.

324
00:24:08,148 --> 00:24:09,782
Okay.

325
00:24:09,783 --> 00:24:12,284
You seem to be in a very
good mood this morning.

326
00:24:18,725 --> 00:24:20,459
I'm sorry.
I don't follow.

327
00:24:37,010 --> 00:24:38,977
You are so sweet.

328
00:24:41,848 --> 00:24:44,049
I'm sorry.
I don't follow.

329
00:25:01,334 --> 00:25:04,036
There's just something
about you that's so charming.

330
00:25:24,124 --> 00:25:25,758
Thank you.

331
00:25:32,265 --> 00:25:33,766
Good morning.

332
00:25:37,604 --> 00:25:40,606
Would you like a spanking for breakfast?
- Cut it out.

333
00:25:40,607 --> 00:25:42,574
Not until you tell
me what you want.

334
00:25:42,575 --> 00:25:44,309
I don't want
anything from you.

335
00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:54,586
Good morning.

336
00:25:57,323 --> 00:26:00,125
So...who do you have to blow to
get something to eat around here?

337
00:26:00,126 --> 00:26:01,193
I don't know.

338
00:26:02,896 --> 00:26:04,530
I am so bushed.

339
00:26:04,531 --> 00:26:07,733
Funny, I don't remember
ordering whine for breakfast.

340
00:26:07,734 --> 00:26:09,735
Eat me.
- Tempting.

341
00:26:09,736 --> 00:26:11,303
Okay!

342
00:26:22,382 --> 00:26:25,484
Ooh.

343
00:26:25,485 --> 00:26:29,421
Wow.
- Wow.

344
00:26:29,422 --> 00:26:32,324
That's delicious food.

345
00:26:32,325 --> 00:26:35,260
Looks good.
I'm so hungry.

346
00:26:38,732 --> 00:26:41,033
Thank you.

347
00:26:42,168 --> 00:26:43,602
Mmm.

348
00:26:43,603 --> 00:26:45,571
This is
really good grub.

349
00:26:45,572 --> 00:26:46,638
What is it?

350
00:26:46,639 --> 00:26:49,208
I think it's
corned beef hash.

351
00:26:49,209 --> 00:26:52,111
It doesn't look
like corned beef.

352
00:26:52,112 --> 00:26:54,079
I can't eat that.

353
00:26:55,382 --> 00:26:57,082
Tastes good,
whatever it is.

354
00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:01,487
Hey, have either of you
seen Michelle?

355
00:27:01,488 --> 00:27:03,956
Mm-mmm.
- Mm-mmm.

356
00:27:03,957 --> 00:27:07,659
I told you
she'd bail, dude.

357
00:27:12,832 --> 00:27:15,334
Hey! Where do you
think you're going?

358
00:27:15,335 --> 00:27:19,071
Yeah, what the fuck?
Get your skinny ass in here.

359
00:27:20,674 --> 00:27:23,242
I'm just here to tutor Bunny
and I'm running late.

360
00:27:23,243 --> 00:27:25,511
Bunny, your
boyfriend's here.

361
00:27:25,512 --> 00:27:27,379
Our relationship is
strictly professional.

362
00:27:27,380 --> 00:27:29,014
Oh, that's too bad.

363
00:27:29,015 --> 00:27:31,784
Really?
- She told me she has the hots for you.

364
00:27:31,785 --> 00:27:34,186
Really?
- Oh, yeah.

365
00:27:39,626 --> 00:27:42,795
Um, let's not let that become
a distraction, you know,

366
00:27:42,796 --> 00:27:45,964
because...we got
a lot of work to do.

367
00:27:45,965 --> 00:27:48,067
Wait, wait, wait.
Try this.

368
00:27:51,071 --> 00:27:52,071
What is it?

369
00:27:52,072 --> 00:27:53,472
You tell us
what it is.

370
00:27:53,473 --> 00:27:54,707
Yeah, tell us
what it is.

371
00:27:57,677 --> 00:27:59,812
No, thanks.
I'm not hungry.

372
00:27:59,813 --> 00:28:01,413
If you can tell me
what it is,

373
00:28:01,414 --> 00:28:03,449
I'll let you touch
my tits.

374
00:28:03,450 --> 00:28:05,484
Yeah, touch her tits!

375
00:28:05,485 --> 00:28:06,985
Ugh.

376
00:28:17,330 --> 00:28:18,897
Mmm.

377
00:28:21,468 --> 00:28:23,902
Mmm. It tastes
like chicken.

378
00:28:27,307 --> 00:28:28,841
Get the hell
away from me.

379
00:28:28,842 --> 00:28:30,042
What was that for?

380
00:28:30,043 --> 00:28:31,977
I don't let just anyone
touch my tits.

381
00:28:31,978 --> 00:28:34,346
Don't touch the tits.
God.

382
00:28:35,482 --> 00:28:36,949
Well, okay.

383
00:28:36,950 --> 00:28:38,884
If you ladies will
excuse me, I've gotta go.

384
00:28:47,027 --> 00:28:48,460
Whatever.

385
00:28:48,461 --> 00:28:51,030
So, did you rub skin
with the cook last night?

386
00:28:51,031 --> 00:28:55,034
No. I told you, I just
wanted to help him clean up.

387
00:28:55,035 --> 00:28:58,437
Oh, right. Silly me.

388
00:28:58,438 --> 00:29:01,840
He tries to talk to me, but he
barely speaks a word of English.

389
00:29:01,841 --> 00:29:05,377
I bet he speaks one
language you can understand.

390
00:29:05,378 --> 00:29:08,847
The universal
language of love.

391
00:29:09,849 --> 00:29:10,949
Who is it?

392
00:29:10,950 --> 00:29:12,718
Professor Lance,
here for your lesson.

393
00:29:12,719 --> 00:29:16,055
God, I'm so not here.
Tell him I'm gone.

394
00:29:16,056 --> 00:29:17,890
Come on.
He likes you.

395
00:29:20,527 --> 00:29:24,163
Good morning, Amy.
- Hi, Lance. How's the thesis coming?

396
00:29:24,164 --> 00:29:26,098
Good. Good.

397
00:29:30,203 --> 00:29:31,704
Wow.

398
00:29:32,906 --> 00:29:34,707
Excuse me.

399
00:29:34,708 --> 00:29:37,209
You said that out loud.

400
00:29:37,210 --> 00:29:40,546
Thanks. Sorry.
Hey, Bunny.

401
00:29:40,547 --> 00:29:43,482
You're a little early, Lance.
I'm not even done with my workout.

402
00:29:43,483 --> 00:29:45,351
I thought I'd come by
a little early

403
00:29:45,352 --> 00:29:46,919
so we could...

404
00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:48,654
hang out,

405
00:29:48,655 --> 00:29:49,988
shoot the breeze
or whatever.

406
00:29:49,989 --> 00:29:53,192
Yeah. See,
the thing is, Lance,

407
00:29:53,193 --> 00:29:54,760
we're not
really friends.

408
00:29:54,761 --> 00:29:56,528
Oh.

409
00:29:56,529 --> 00:29:59,465
I mean, I really appreciate the
help you give me with my homework,

410
00:29:59,466 --> 00:30:02,201
but let's just leave it
at that, okay?

411
00:30:02,202 --> 00:30:04,636
You know, just, like,
keep it professional.

412
00:30:04,637 --> 00:30:06,438
Right, of course.

413
00:30:06,439 --> 00:30:08,040
Just keep it professional.

414
00:30:08,041 --> 00:30:09,041
Totally.

415
00:30:09,042 --> 00:30:10,976
Right.

416
00:30:10,977 --> 00:30:13,379
Well, as long as you're here,
let's just get it over with, okay?

417
00:30:25,325 --> 00:30:29,361
<i>

418
00:30:29,362 --> 00:30:31,964
<i>

419
00:30:31,965 --> 00:30:34,233
<i>

420
00:30:36,703 --> 00:30:40,973
<i>

421
00:30:40,974 --> 00:30:46,145
<i>
covering tracks in the snow

422
00:30:46,146 --> 00:30:48,047
<i>

423
00:30:50,250 --> 00:30:51,350
Would you like
to come in?

424
00:30:51,351 --> 00:30:53,285
No. Listen.

425
00:30:54,788 --> 00:30:56,822
I just wanna know
why you keep picking on me.

426
00:30:58,491 --> 00:31:00,459
Because you've been
a very bad girl.

427
00:31:00,460 --> 00:31:02,194
What?

428
00:31:02,195 --> 00:31:04,363
I think you need
a spanking.

429
00:31:04,364 --> 00:31:06,965
You're not listening to me.

430
00:31:06,966 --> 00:31:09,234
I always listen.

431
00:31:09,235 --> 00:31:12,004
You're just
a dirty little liar.

432
00:31:12,005 --> 00:31:14,640
I am not.

433
00:31:14,641 --> 00:31:16,175
Want me to prove it?

434
00:31:45,105 --> 00:31:47,539
Now, you dirty liar,
tell me

435
00:31:47,540 --> 00:31:48,807
you didn't like that.

436
00:31:56,716 --> 00:31:58,717
Tell me that wasn't
the best kiss

437
00:31:58,718 --> 00:32:00,052
you've ever had.

438
00:32:09,529 --> 00:32:10,562
With-- With the R.

439
00:32:10,563 --> 00:32:12,331
Like, do you know how
to multiply that?

440
00:32:12,332 --> 00:32:14,566
Well, what's the difference between
five times three and three times five?

441
00:32:14,567 --> 00:32:15,601
Well--

442
00:32:15,602 --> 00:32:16,635
Come in.

443
00:32:16,636 --> 00:32:18,237
Hey.

444
00:32:18,238 --> 00:32:19,905
Hey, what's up?

445
00:32:19,906 --> 00:32:21,674
Have either of you guys
seen Michelle?

446
00:32:21,675 --> 00:32:22,775
No, why?

447
00:32:22,776 --> 00:32:25,077
She's been missing,
like, all night.

448
00:32:25,078 --> 00:32:26,679
Oh, well, it's still early.
She'll come back.

449
00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:28,280
Yeah, I guess.

450
00:32:28,281 --> 00:32:30,015
All right, well, thanks. Bye.

451
00:32:36,656 --> 00:32:38,123
What are you
staring at?

452
00:32:38,124 --> 00:32:39,525
I'm-- Nothing.

453
00:32:39,526 --> 00:32:41,193
Nothing. I was just--
I was--

454
00:32:41,194 --> 00:32:42,895
Look, you're still
not getting it.

455
00:32:42,896 --> 00:32:44,897
Haven't you been using the
cheat sheet that I gave you?

456
00:32:44,898 --> 00:32:47,700
I kinda threw it
out by accident.

457
00:32:47,701 --> 00:32:48,834
Oh, that's cool, Buns.

458
00:32:48,835 --> 00:32:50,869
You know I hate it
when you call me that.

459
00:32:58,078 --> 00:32:59,678
Snap out of it,
Einstein!

460
00:32:59,679 --> 00:33:01,347
We've got a lot
of work to do.

461
00:33:01,348 --> 00:33:03,549
I'm doing it. I'm just
getting back to work here.

462
00:33:03,550 --> 00:33:04,483
Jeez.

463
00:33:13,026 --> 00:33:16,562
Hey. What's up?

464
00:33:19,766 --> 00:33:20,933
Oh? That's nice.

465
00:33:20,934 --> 00:33:23,068
What are you reading?

466
00:34:02,642 --> 00:34:04,710
Listen!
- You never answered my question.

467
00:34:04,711 --> 00:34:05,878
Listen to me.

468
00:34:05,879 --> 00:34:08,547
No. You listen to me.

469
00:34:08,548 --> 00:34:09,748
I asked you a question.

470
00:34:09,749 --> 00:34:11,383
What question, God damn it?

471
00:34:14,788 --> 00:34:16,955
I asked you if that wasn't the best kiss

472
00:34:16,956 --> 00:34:18,857
you ever had.

473
00:34:18,858 --> 00:34:21,593
I'm not gay, all right?

474
00:34:21,594 --> 00:34:24,163
Then why can't you
answer the question?

475
00:34:28,501 --> 00:34:30,135
Come back when you're ready.

476
00:34:31,604 --> 00:34:34,406
Ooh!
That didn't sound good.

477
00:34:34,407 --> 00:34:36,575
Lovers' quarrel.
Who?

478
00:34:36,576 --> 00:34:37,810
Kristen and Anastasia.

479
00:34:37,811 --> 00:34:39,678
Do you think they're,
like...

480
00:34:41,681 --> 00:34:44,550
Just look at the way
Anastasia eyes Kristen.

481
00:34:44,551 --> 00:34:46,385
And Kristen, that girl
doesn't know what she wants.

482
00:34:46,386 --> 00:34:47,853
Boy.

483
00:34:47,854 --> 00:34:50,189
Who knew you could
read people so well?

484
00:34:50,190 --> 00:34:51,256
See?

485
00:34:51,257 --> 00:34:52,591
I'm not just good
with numbers.

486
00:35:09,576 --> 00:35:11,510
Oh, boy, do I stink!

487
00:35:11,511 --> 00:35:13,445
Can we take
a break?

488
00:35:13,446 --> 00:35:15,447
Sure.
- This math stuff is so hard.

489
00:35:15,448 --> 00:35:17,516
Seriously, it gives
me a migraine.

490
00:35:17,517 --> 00:35:20,252
Just hang out here while
I take a shower, okay?

491
00:35:20,253 --> 00:35:22,054
Like I'd rather
be anywhere else.

492
00:35:22,055 --> 00:35:23,822
Did you say something?
- No.

493
00:35:23,823 --> 00:35:26,325
You wanna come
scrub my back?

494
00:35:27,894 --> 00:35:31,597
I, um...
Sure, yeah.

495
00:35:31,598 --> 00:35:34,233
Just kidding, silly.

496
00:35:34,234 --> 00:35:35,668
I'll be right back.

497
00:35:39,339 --> 00:35:41,140
What's with you, Frank?

498
00:35:41,141 --> 00:35:44,176
Come on, man, you're gonna
get us kicked out of here.

499
00:35:44,177 --> 00:35:46,545
She was joking. We're not going
into her special place yet.

500
00:35:49,382 --> 00:35:52,518
Everything's gotta be just right
when we make our move, okay?

501
00:35:52,519 --> 00:35:54,319
We'll figure this chick out
sooner or later.

502
00:35:55,622 --> 00:35:58,357
Good? Okay,
let's shake on it.

503
00:36:03,296 --> 00:36:05,564
Easy. There you
go, buddy.

504
00:36:09,002 --> 00:36:12,171
I just have one final
thing to say to you.

505
00:36:12,172 --> 00:36:14,506
Let's not make another scene
in the hallway.

506
00:36:21,815 --> 00:36:24,216
I'm not a lesbian.

507
00:36:24,217 --> 00:36:26,085
I'll never be a lesbian.

508
00:36:28,121 --> 00:36:29,888
You could've fooled me.

509
00:36:29,889 --> 00:36:31,557
But--

510
00:36:31,558 --> 00:36:33,926
You kissed me.

511
00:36:33,927 --> 00:36:35,928
That was to show you that
there's more to life

512
00:36:35,929 --> 00:36:38,530
than what they teach you
in Bible Studies.

513
00:36:38,531 --> 00:36:40,432
Everything you've
been taught,

514
00:36:40,433 --> 00:36:41,934
everything you've read,

515
00:36:41,935 --> 00:36:44,269
tells you that what I
just did was wrong.

516
00:36:45,638 --> 00:36:47,072
Didn't feel wrong,
though, did it?

517
00:36:47,073 --> 00:36:51,977
Well--
- Don't answer.

518
00:36:51,978 --> 00:36:55,014
You wanna know
what I see?

519
00:36:55,015 --> 00:36:58,717
I see a beautiful,

520
00:36:58,718 --> 00:37:02,287
sexy, intelligent woman

521
00:37:02,288 --> 00:37:05,391
who's held down
by her convictions.

522
00:37:05,392 --> 00:37:07,659
I wanna free your soul.

523
00:37:07,660 --> 00:37:10,095
How would you do that?

524
00:37:10,096 --> 00:37:12,264
I'm gonna whip you.

525
00:37:12,265 --> 00:37:14,033
I'm gonna lick you

526
00:37:14,034 --> 00:37:16,068
up and down

527
00:37:16,069 --> 00:37:17,069
and spank you.

528
00:37:17,070 --> 00:37:19,038
Please stop.

529
00:37:19,039 --> 00:37:22,207
I'm gonna stroke
your soul

530
00:37:22,208 --> 00:37:25,144
and nibble away
at your emotion.

531
00:37:29,315 --> 00:37:30,883
I have to go.

532
00:37:32,318 --> 00:37:36,088
You'll be back.

533
00:37:36,089 --> 00:37:38,090
They always come back.

534
00:37:40,694 --> 00:37:42,928
Friend.

535
00:37:42,929 --> 00:37:45,464
Close. One more time.
Listen closely.

536
00:37:45,465 --> 00:37:46,498
Friend.

537
00:37:49,636 --> 00:37:52,037
Ffffriend.

538
00:37:52,038 --> 00:37:53,472
Very good.
Good job.

539
00:37:55,141 --> 00:37:56,875
Friend.

540
00:37:56,876 --> 00:37:59,378
Okay.

541
00:38:04,551 --> 00:38:06,218
Okay, well,
it's getting late,

542
00:38:06,219 --> 00:38:08,053
and you probably need to
start getting dinner ready.

543
00:38:08,054 --> 00:38:11,090
So...I'll see you later.

544
00:38:13,993 --> 00:38:15,694
Okay.
Okay.

545
00:38:34,147 --> 00:38:36,715
Mmm. So good.

546
00:38:36,716 --> 00:38:39,518
Good job.
Really good.

547
00:38:39,519 --> 00:38:42,154
Hey, where's Kristen?
- Where do you think?

548
00:38:42,155 --> 00:38:43,889
She's with Anastasia.

549
00:38:43,890 --> 00:38:47,192
Ass to ass, baby.

550
00:38:51,498 --> 00:38:53,032
Wait, wait, wait.

551
00:38:53,033 --> 00:38:56,335
I think we should thank the
cook for this wonderful meal.

552
00:38:58,438 --> 00:39:00,639
Here's to the best meals
we've had in this house

553
00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:03,676
since...

554
00:39:03,677 --> 00:39:07,046
Well, here's to the best meals
we've ever had in this house.

555
00:39:07,047 --> 00:39:08,747
Yeah, cheers.

556
00:39:44,484 --> 00:39:45,784
I'm tired
of this shit.

557
00:39:45,785 --> 00:39:47,286
Now what's wrong?

558
00:39:47,287 --> 00:39:49,588
Michelle's missing, and
neither of you give a shit.

559
00:39:49,589 --> 00:39:51,523
Fuck.
Here we go again.

560
00:39:51,524 --> 00:39:53,625
Is that how you would
act if it was me?

561
00:39:53,626 --> 00:39:54,860
No. If it was you,

562
00:39:54,861 --> 00:39:56,962
I probably wouldn't even
notice you were gone.

563
00:39:56,963 --> 00:40:00,366
Well, I'm not just gonna
sit here and do nothing.

564
00:40:00,367 --> 00:40:02,534
She could've been killed
by an axe murderer.

565
00:40:02,535 --> 00:40:04,903
Okay, now you're
being paranoid.

566
00:40:04,904 --> 00:40:06,672
I can't-- I can't
believe you guys!

567
00:40:06,673 --> 00:40:08,574
So fucking
do something, Autumn.

568
00:40:08,575 --> 00:40:09,675
No one's stopping you.

569
00:40:10,910 --> 00:40:12,711
I will.

570
00:40:12,712 --> 00:40:15,280
Right after
this one hit.

571
00:40:21,988 --> 00:40:24,123
Don't let the door
hit you on the way out.

572
00:40:24,124 --> 00:40:25,858
Great.

573
00:40:25,859 --> 00:40:27,826
My two girls are gone
and I'm stuck with you.

574
00:40:27,827 --> 00:40:29,395
Madame Tourettes.

575
00:40:29,396 --> 00:40:31,663
Eat me.
- No, thanks, I already flossed.

576
00:40:31,664 --> 00:40:34,033
It's about time we got
rid of the dead weight.

577
00:40:34,034 --> 00:40:35,601
We have half
a bag of pot,

578
00:40:35,602 --> 00:40:36,735
a bottle of tequila,

579
00:40:36,736 --> 00:40:37,736
and some acid left.

580
00:40:37,737 --> 00:40:39,204
What the fuck do
we need them for?

581
00:40:39,205 --> 00:40:41,240
We have some acid left?
- Uh, yeah.

582
00:40:41,241 --> 00:40:43,175
We have enough shit
to party like rock stars.

583
00:40:43,176 --> 00:40:44,543
You're right.
Fuck her.

584
00:40:44,544 --> 00:40:46,745
Fuck 'em.

585
00:40:49,349 --> 00:40:50,482
Hello?

586
00:40:52,485 --> 00:40:54,186
Okay.
Hi.

587
00:40:54,187 --> 00:40:56,855
Have you seen
my friend Michelle?

588
00:40:59,359 --> 00:41:02,461
Michelle?
She's a girl.

589
00:41:02,462 --> 00:41:04,930
You know, a girl?

590
00:41:08,735 --> 00:41:11,804
Fucking foreigners.

591
00:41:16,943 --> 00:41:18,644
Okay.

592
00:41:19,746 --> 00:41:21,680
Okay what?

593
00:41:21,681 --> 00:41:24,316
For fuck's sake,
you stupid Hungarian,

594
00:41:24,317 --> 00:41:27,853
will you speak English?

595
00:41:46,039 --> 00:41:48,307
Michelle?

596
00:42:36,990 --> 00:42:40,125
Okay!

597
00:42:45,965 --> 00:42:47,833
Shh.

598
00:42:51,671 --> 00:42:53,572
Shh.

599
00:43:00,547 --> 00:43:02,548
Hey, Mom.

600
00:43:02,549 --> 00:43:03,949
Mom, hold on.

601
00:43:03,950 --> 00:43:05,784
I have a bad connection.
I'm moving to another room.

602
00:44:12,919 --> 00:44:15,087
Yummy, yummy,
yummy, yummy.

603
00:44:16,690 --> 00:44:18,090
Here you go.
Thank you.

604
00:44:18,091 --> 00:44:19,224
Here's yours.

605
00:44:19,225 --> 00:44:21,860
Oh, I should so be
studying right now.

606
00:44:21,861 --> 00:44:23,095
Let's do this.

607
00:44:23,096 --> 00:44:24,530
Cheers.
- Cheers.

608
00:44:25,832 --> 00:44:28,467
I think I'm starting
to feel dizzy.

609
00:44:28,468 --> 00:44:31,503
Ames, you promised me
we would have fun this weekend.

610
00:44:31,504 --> 00:44:33,272
Do it.

611
00:44:37,377 --> 00:44:38,344
Yeah!

612
00:44:41,114 --> 00:44:42,247
Five.

613
00:44:44,417 --> 00:44:45,918
All right, Bunny.

614
00:44:45,919 --> 00:44:47,986
Okay, please be an easy one.
Please be an easy one.

615
00:44:47,987 --> 00:44:51,757
<i>What actor in The Terminator
said the line, "I'll be back"?</i>

616
00:44:56,763 --> 00:44:58,430
Uh...
- Oh, that's way too easy. Too easy!

617
00:44:58,431 --> 00:45:00,733
Wait, wait, wait. Shut up.
I think I know this one.

618
00:45:00,734 --> 00:45:01,967
Jude Law.

619
00:45:01,968 --> 00:45:03,435
What?

620
00:45:03,436 --> 00:45:06,138
I'm sorry, Bunny, Arnold
Schwarzenegger said it.

621
00:45:06,139 --> 00:45:08,273
Not again.
These are so hard.

622
00:45:08,274 --> 00:45:10,743
My sweet Buns
is so wasted. Here.

623
00:45:12,212 --> 00:45:14,413
I am not, silly goose.

624
00:45:14,414 --> 00:45:16,415
And don't call me Buns.

625
00:45:16,416 --> 00:45:18,717
Okay, come on, Lance,
it's your turn.

626
00:45:18,718 --> 00:45:19,852
My turn.

627
00:45:19,853 --> 00:45:21,754
Lance is rolling,
coming out.

628
00:45:21,755 --> 00:45:24,857
Gonna win.
Six! Yes!

629
00:45:26,359 --> 00:45:27,292
Six.

630
00:45:28,995 --> 00:45:31,830
'Kay. Comedy.

631
00:45:31,831 --> 00:45:34,166
Yes! Comedy. I'm a master
at comedy. Awesome.

632
00:45:34,167 --> 00:45:37,636
Here is the question.

633
00:45:37,637 --> 00:45:40,339
What 1984 movie
had the line,

634
00:45:40,340 --> 00:45:42,541
"I can't believe I gave
my panties to a geek"?

635
00:45:42,542 --> 00:45:43,976
Ha-ha.
It's impossible.

636
00:45:43,977 --> 00:45:44,943
<i>Sixteen Candles.</i>

637
00:45:46,246 --> 00:45:48,047
Is that right?
- Correct.

638
00:45:48,048 --> 00:45:50,449
Oh my God, you suck,
Sir Lance-a-little!

639
00:45:50,450 --> 00:45:53,052
I reek of awesomeness
is what I do.

640
00:45:53,053 --> 00:45:56,121
You reek of something.
- How do you know so much about movies?

641
00:45:56,122 --> 00:45:58,857
Friday and Saturdays,
movie marathon.

642
00:45:58,858 --> 00:46:00,559
That's how.

643
00:46:01,661 --> 00:46:03,462
Loser.

644
00:46:05,999 --> 00:46:07,866
You need
to get out more.

645
00:46:07,867 --> 00:46:09,001
Just a little bit.

646
00:46:16,476 --> 00:46:17,910
You know what you wanted.
- Mm-hmm.

647
00:46:17,911 --> 00:46:20,179
You came in for it, right?
- Yeah.

648
00:46:20,180 --> 00:46:21,947
Good little Christian girl.
- Yeah.

649
00:46:23,350 --> 00:46:25,517
You've been
very naughty, slave.

650
00:46:25,518 --> 00:46:27,786
You must be punished.

651
00:46:27,787 --> 00:46:28,787
Do you hear me?

652
00:46:28,788 --> 00:46:29,988
Yes.

653
00:46:29,989 --> 00:46:32,458
Yes what?

654
00:46:32,459 --> 00:46:34,660
Yes, mistress.

655
00:46:34,661 --> 00:46:36,295
That's right.

656
00:46:36,296 --> 00:46:37,363
And if you
forget it,

657
00:46:37,364 --> 00:46:39,698
I'm gonna take it out
on your ass.

658
00:46:39,699 --> 00:46:41,767
Yes, Mistress Anastasia.

659
00:46:41,768 --> 00:46:44,303
Every bad girl needs
to learn a lesson,

660
00:46:44,304 --> 00:46:45,471
and you're gonna learn

661
00:46:45,472 --> 00:46:47,773
the consequences
of disobedience.

662
00:46:47,774 --> 00:46:49,241
Mm-hmm.

663
00:46:51,478 --> 00:46:52,678
Oh.

664
00:46:52,679 --> 00:46:54,346
What the hell are
you doing, Bunny?

665
00:46:54,347 --> 00:46:57,216
Nothing. I swear.
I just heard some noises.

666
00:46:57,217 --> 00:47:00,119
Nothing in my room
concerns you, Bunny.

667
00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:01,787
So don't fucking
come in here again.

668
00:47:08,795 --> 00:47:11,196
Please let me go.

669
00:47:11,197 --> 00:47:13,098
I think this was
a mistake.

670
00:47:13,099 --> 00:47:14,299
It's okay.

671
00:47:14,300 --> 00:47:17,836
No one is gonna
bother us again.

672
00:47:17,837 --> 00:47:20,572
Something that
feels this good

673
00:47:20,573 --> 00:47:22,374
can't be bad,
right?

674
00:47:29,115 --> 00:47:32,651
What are you doing?

675
00:47:32,652 --> 00:47:36,555
I'm afraid of the dark.

676
00:47:41,461 --> 00:47:44,363
<i>
wasting time

677
00:47:44,364 --> 00:47:47,099
<i>
to feel all right

678
00:47:47,100 --> 00:47:50,002
<i>
a party's line

679
00:47:50,003 --> 00:47:52,805
<i>
dreams you'll find

680
00:47:52,806 --> 00:47:55,307
<i>
a step back

681
00:47:55,308 --> 00:47:58,243
<i>

682
00:47:58,244 --> 00:47:59,978
<i>

683
00:47:59,979 --> 00:48:02,815
<i>
all the way

684
00:48:02,816 --> 00:48:03,849
<i>

685
00:48:06,486 --> 00:48:08,620
<i>
going all the way

686
00:48:13,426 --> 00:48:14,693
Oh.

687
00:48:14,694 --> 00:48:15,627
Ah!

688
00:48:18,164 --> 00:48:20,165
Oh.

689
00:48:24,604 --> 00:48:26,739
I'm getting
a little hungry.

690
00:48:26,740 --> 00:48:28,307
Right now?

691
00:48:31,711 --> 00:48:34,680
Have you ever had chocolate
syrup licked off of you before?

692
00:48:34,681 --> 00:48:36,615
I don't think that's
a good idea, mistress.

693
00:48:36,616 --> 00:48:37,750
Quiet, slave.

694
00:48:42,088 --> 00:48:43,022
Ah, here it is.

695
00:48:47,594 --> 00:48:48,660
Damn.

696
00:48:48,661 --> 00:48:49,762
I'll be right back.

697
00:48:49,763 --> 00:48:51,563
Please don't
leave me alone.

698
00:48:51,564 --> 00:48:54,833
Quiet. And when
I get back,

699
00:48:54,834 --> 00:48:57,903
I'm gonna give you a tongue-lashing
you won't soon forget.

700
00:49:00,173 --> 00:49:01,974
Wait. I've--

701
00:49:01,975 --> 00:49:04,877
Chug it. Drink it.
-Chug, chug, chug.

702
00:49:08,248 --> 00:49:11,417
Ew, ew! Oh, gross.

703
00:49:11,418 --> 00:49:13,152
Oh, my God.

704
00:49:13,153 --> 00:49:14,086
Wow, that's
some good shit.

705
00:49:16,823 --> 00:49:17,756
What?

706
00:49:19,492 --> 00:49:22,127
I don't think we've
ever heard you curse.

707
00:49:23,697 --> 00:49:24,997
Don't know me
very well, do you?

708
00:49:24,998 --> 00:49:27,766
Don't know me
very well, do you?

709
00:49:29,502 --> 00:49:32,204
Okay. Horror/Sci-fi.

710
00:49:32,205 --> 00:49:34,106
Oh, I'm great at that.

711
00:49:34,107 --> 00:49:35,808
I think.
- Ew.

712
00:49:37,477 --> 00:49:39,678
What is the complete title

713
00:49:39,679 --> 00:49:42,281
<i>of the fourth
Friday the 13th movie?</i>

714
00:49:42,282 --> 00:49:44,016
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
I know this!

715
00:49:44,017 --> 00:49:45,651
I know this one!
Shh, shh!

716
00:49:45,652 --> 00:49:47,152
I do. I know this.

717
00:49:47,153 --> 00:49:49,154
Shh, shh, shh.
- I know this one!

718
00:49:49,155 --> 00:49:51,857
Wait a minute. I'm thinking.
Wait, wait, I'm thinking.

719
00:49:51,858 --> 00:49:53,092
Come on!

720
00:49:53,093 --> 00:49:55,594
Shut up! Shh.
I'm concentrating. It's--

721
00:49:55,595 --> 00:49:57,329
Time's up!
- Wait a minute! Oh!

722
00:49:57,330 --> 00:49:58,697
<i>Friday the 13th:
Final Chapter!</i>

723
00:50:03,570 --> 00:50:06,605
Is that your final answer?

724
00:50:06,606 --> 00:50:07,706
Yes.

725
00:50:07,707 --> 00:50:10,309
Oh, I knew that one!

726
00:50:10,310 --> 00:50:12,311
So, silly Buns--

727
00:50:12,312 --> 00:50:14,947
Wait. Was the fourth one the
one where she's in the kitchen...

728
00:50:14,948 --> 00:50:17,049
Uh-huh.
- ...and she-- she gets hungry,

729
00:50:17,050 --> 00:50:18,617
Yeah.
- and she goes down to the kitchen,

730
00:50:18,618 --> 00:50:21,086
and she goes to the refrigerator,
and she opens the door,

731
00:50:21,087 --> 00:50:23,155
Right, right.
- and this head is just staring at her?

732
00:50:23,156 --> 00:50:24,189
Really.

733
00:50:34,701 --> 00:50:37,136
I remember! And then-- And
then she turns around, and--

734
00:50:38,938 --> 00:50:41,040
Jason's right there, and of
course he's, like, all bloodied up?

735
00:50:42,976 --> 00:50:44,376
You scared me.

736
00:50:46,046 --> 00:50:48,147
What the hell are you
doing in here, anyways?

737
00:50:50,550 --> 00:50:53,419
Anyhow...do you know where
the chocolate sauce is?

738
00:50:53,420 --> 00:50:54,753
There wasn't any
in the fridge.

739
00:50:54,754 --> 00:50:56,855
Hmm?
- Damn.

740
00:50:56,856 --> 00:51:00,993
That is one...big...
piece of meat.

741
00:51:00,994 --> 00:51:02,494
Is that tomorrow
night's dinner?

742
00:51:03,897 --> 00:51:06,331
Is it, like...
elk or something?

743
00:51:07,867 --> 00:51:09,335
Ew. Beef jerky.

744
00:51:21,081 --> 00:51:22,648
And Jason grabs her
around the neck?

745
00:51:35,095 --> 00:51:36,762
And she's trying
to get away,

746
00:51:36,763 --> 00:51:39,064
and just as he's
about to slit her throat,

747
00:51:39,065 --> 00:51:40,432
she knees
right in the nuts!

748
00:51:40,433 --> 00:51:42,034
Oh!

749
00:51:44,804 --> 00:51:46,405
And then she's just about
to run out of the kitchen...

750
00:51:50,877 --> 00:51:51,910
Wham!

751
00:51:51,911 --> 00:51:53,679
Right between the eyes.

752
00:51:53,680 --> 00:51:55,214
Oh, right there.

753
00:51:58,451 --> 00:52:00,452
Oh, dear.

754
00:52:00,453 --> 00:52:01,653
Who's next?

755
00:52:02,689 --> 00:52:03,989
Anastasia?

756
00:52:05,458 --> 00:52:07,326
Anastasia, is that you?

757
00:52:08,328 --> 00:52:09,795
What took you
so long?

758
00:52:11,031 --> 00:52:12,264
I don't-- I don't think

759
00:52:12,265 --> 00:52:13,432
I want to do this anymore.

760
00:52:17,637 --> 00:52:20,806
Ooh.
That's warm.

761
00:52:20,807 --> 00:52:22,174
I like that.

762
00:52:25,145 --> 00:52:26,345
Shh!

763
00:52:27,647 --> 00:52:29,181
Shh!

764
00:52:33,319 --> 00:52:34,486
Ooh.

765
00:52:35,989 --> 00:52:37,156
Uh...

766
00:52:37,157 --> 00:52:38,090
Mmm...

767
00:52:57,277 --> 00:52:58,277
Shh!

768
00:53:08,988 --> 00:53:10,989
Ohh! Ohh!

769
00:53:20,600 --> 00:53:22,968
Okay!

770
00:53:22,969 --> 00:53:26,705
Okay!

771
00:53:30,543 --> 00:53:32,044
Hi.
- Hey.

772
00:53:32,045 --> 00:53:33,078
You know,
you should come

773
00:53:33,079 --> 00:53:34,246
and hang out
with us tonight.

774
00:53:35,882 --> 00:53:37,616
Um...thanks,

775
00:53:37,617 --> 00:53:39,885
but I need to cram for
my midterm on Wednesday.

776
00:53:39,886 --> 00:53:41,020
Well, I mean,

777
00:53:41,021 --> 00:53:42,287
if you need
to take a break,

778
00:53:42,288 --> 00:53:43,288
just stop by.

779
00:53:44,724 --> 00:53:46,525
Can I ask you
a question?

780
00:53:46,526 --> 00:53:47,526
Sure.

781
00:53:47,527 --> 00:53:49,228
I shouldn't.

782
00:53:49,229 --> 00:53:50,529
Okay.

783
00:53:50,530 --> 00:53:52,464
Well...I read
in one of my classes

784
00:53:52,465 --> 00:53:54,833
that all women
at one time or another

785
00:53:54,834 --> 00:53:56,201
have lesbian dreams.

786
00:53:57,270 --> 00:53:58,804
Lesbian dreams?

787
00:53:58,805 --> 00:54:01,240
You know...
sexual dreams?

788
00:54:01,241 --> 00:54:03,575
About being
with another woman.

789
00:54:03,576 --> 00:54:05,244
Do you think
that's true?

790
00:54:06,246 --> 00:54:08,414
<i>I don't know
about all women.</i>

791
00:54:08,415 --> 00:54:11,083
I mean...I have.

792
00:54:11,084 --> 00:54:12,484
Do you think
that's normal?

793
00:54:14,087 --> 00:54:15,821
I wouldn't worry
about it too much.

794
00:54:34,607 --> 00:54:35,607
Hmm?

795
00:54:35,608 --> 00:54:36,542
Hmm?

796
00:54:38,945 --> 00:54:40,612
Ohh...

797
00:54:45,819 --> 00:54:47,286
Oh!
Ohh!

798
00:54:48,455 --> 00:54:50,422
Hey. Good morning, beautiful.

799
00:54:50,423 --> 00:54:51,623
Mmm...

800
00:54:51,624 --> 00:54:52,758
Huh, and to think
you two

801
00:54:52,759 --> 00:54:54,059
almost outdrank me
last night.

802
00:54:55,128 --> 00:54:56,428
You passed out
at 12:30.

803
00:54:56,429 --> 00:54:57,629
We were up
way past 2.

804
00:54:57,630 --> 00:54:58,897
Oh--
Hey, don't.

805
00:55:00,700 --> 00:55:01,800
You want this?

806
00:55:01,801 --> 00:55:02,801
You want this
over here?

807
00:55:02,802 --> 00:55:04,470
Then right here first.

808
00:55:04,471 --> 00:55:05,471
Yeah, right.

809
00:55:05,472 --> 00:55:06,805
No. Stop it.

810
00:55:06,806 --> 00:55:08,741
Let go. Let it go. Let go.

811
00:55:08,742 --> 00:55:10,009
Do you want
to fight for it?

812
00:55:10,010 --> 00:55:11,176
Not a good idea.

813
00:55:11,177 --> 00:55:12,444
I was featherweight
fight champion

814
00:55:12,445 --> 00:55:14,013
in elementary school.
Oh, really.

815
00:55:14,014 --> 00:55:15,014
You box?

816
00:55:15,015 --> 00:55:16,281
Where'd you learn,
PlayStation?

817
00:55:16,282 --> 00:55:18,317
No. PlayStation
learned from me.

818
00:55:18,318 --> 00:55:21,854
All right, Rocky...
I'll fight you for it.

819
00:55:21,855 --> 00:55:23,756
Featherweight fight
champion comin' at you.

820
00:55:23,757 --> 00:55:24,990
Oh, bring it on.

821
00:55:24,991 --> 00:55:26,425
Bring it on, Rocky,
bring it on.

822
00:55:26,426 --> 00:55:28,260
Come on. Come on. You
wanna fight? Come on.

823
00:55:28,261 --> 00:55:29,862
Here it comes. You ready?
Featherweight fight champion. Let's go.

824
00:55:29,863 --> 00:55:31,096
Come on! Let's go!
Are you ready?

825
00:55:31,097 --> 00:55:32,865
Bring it on, Rocky.
You want this? Come on.

826
00:55:32,866 --> 00:55:34,333
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Here it comes!

827
00:56:03,029 --> 00:56:04,897
I was watching that,
bitch.

828
00:56:04,898 --> 00:56:07,099
Whatever. You've been watching
what you want all night.

829
00:56:07,100 --> 00:56:08,801
What do you think you're doing?

830
00:56:08,802 --> 00:56:10,536
I'm queen of the remote,
fuck tard.

831
00:56:10,537 --> 00:56:12,705
The hell you are!
Give it to me!

832
00:56:12,706 --> 00:56:15,708
You're gonna
break it!

833
00:56:15,709 --> 00:56:16,642
Give it to me!

834
00:56:35,562 --> 00:56:37,429
Are you okay?

835
00:56:37,430 --> 00:56:39,264
Aw, it's no biggie.
I had an injury like this

836
00:56:39,265 --> 00:56:40,666
when I played ball
in high school.

837
00:56:40,667 --> 00:56:43,068
I didn't know
you played baseball.

838
00:56:43,069 --> 00:56:44,069
Bocce ball.

839
00:56:44,070 --> 00:56:45,404
Huh?

840
00:56:45,405 --> 00:56:46,638
Bocce ball.

841
00:56:46,639 --> 00:56:48,307
You know...
lawn bowling?

842
00:56:50,076 --> 00:56:51,510
Forget about it.
It's European.

843
00:56:54,080 --> 00:56:55,514
Well, I'm sorry anyway.

844
00:56:57,417 --> 00:56:59,151
I hope it doesn't
still hurt.

845
00:57:01,087 --> 00:57:02,521
Only when I breathe.

846
00:57:04,090 --> 00:57:06,225
<i>It was a good kick, though.</i>

847
00:57:06,226 --> 00:57:07,593
You really got off
the ground.

848
00:57:07,594 --> 00:57:08,927
You were, like, wahh!

849
00:57:08,928 --> 00:57:09,928
Mmm.

850
00:57:10,930 --> 00:57:13,132
Um...mmm.

851
00:57:19,839 --> 00:57:20,939
Well, get back
to the books.

852
00:57:20,940 --> 00:57:22,374
We've got lots
to catch up on.

853
00:57:32,619 --> 00:57:35,087
Do you think it would
help if I kissed it?

854
00:57:35,088 --> 00:57:37,389
Medically speaking,
it should have no effect.

855
00:57:46,633 --> 00:57:47,566
Better?

856
00:57:55,141 --> 00:57:57,643
You know, I really
shouldn't have done that.

857
00:57:57,644 --> 00:57:59,812
Oops.
Yes, you should've.

858
00:57:59,813 --> 00:58:00,746
Oops.

859
00:58:02,315 --> 00:58:03,515
Well...it's okay.

860
00:58:03,516 --> 00:58:04,983
I get it.

861
00:58:04,984 --> 00:58:07,586
Um...you're just not
ready for a guy like me.

862
00:58:07,587 --> 00:58:08,520
I get it.

863
00:58:10,156 --> 00:58:11,490
<i>And what kind
of girl is ready</i>

864
00:58:11,491 --> 00:58:12,925
for a guy
like you, Lance?

865
00:58:13,993 --> 00:58:14,927
Lots.

866
00:58:15,995 --> 00:58:17,162
Really.
- Yeah.

867
00:58:17,163 --> 00:58:18,664
Who?

868
00:58:18,665 --> 00:58:20,499
Well...um...

869
00:58:20,500 --> 00:58:22,668
well, I don't like
to kiss and tell.

870
00:58:23,837 --> 00:58:25,671
You are so totally
a virgin.

871
00:58:25,672 --> 00:58:27,673
I am not!
I've had lots!

872
00:58:27,674 --> 00:58:28,674
Whatever.

873
00:58:28,675 --> 00:58:29,608
Virgin.

874
00:58:34,180 --> 00:58:35,781
What'd you get
for problem six?

875
00:58:35,782 --> 00:58:36,782
You wanna have sex?

876
00:58:47,360 --> 00:58:48,427
You scared me.

877
00:58:48,428 --> 00:58:49,661
Wow.

878
00:58:49,662 --> 00:58:51,864
Thank you.

879
00:58:51,865 --> 00:58:53,098
I'm not hungry.

880
00:58:56,836 --> 00:58:57,770
Okay.

881
00:58:59,205 --> 00:59:00,539
Sorry.

882
00:59:00,540 --> 00:59:01,707
I have a headache.

883
00:59:01,708 --> 00:59:03,308
I've been studying
all afternoon.

884
00:59:03,309 --> 00:59:05,210
Hmm...

885
00:59:09,649 --> 00:59:10,582
Hmm...

886
00:59:20,727 --> 00:59:21,727
Huh?

887
00:59:21,728 --> 00:59:23,362
Hmm?

888
00:59:23,363 --> 00:59:25,030
Hmm.

889
00:59:25,031 --> 00:59:26,031
Hmm.

890
00:59:26,032 --> 00:59:27,566
Hmm...

891
00:59:32,572 --> 00:59:34,573
Thank you.
You are so thoughtful.

892
00:59:42,749 --> 00:59:44,750
I...am...cook.

893
00:59:49,756 --> 00:59:51,256
Hmm?

894
00:59:58,865 --> 01:00:00,566
<i>Get the rifles!</i>

895
01:00:00,567 --> 01:00:02,468
<i>We have to save
the beaches!</i>

896
01:00:02,469 --> 01:00:04,803
<i>No! No! Go back there!</i>

897
01:00:05,805 --> 01:00:07,373
I need a bath.

898
01:00:09,609 --> 01:00:11,610
Make it a bubble bath.

899
01:00:11,611 --> 01:00:12,945
I'll be right in.

900
01:00:12,946 --> 01:00:14,279
<i>Who invited
you?</i>

901
01:00:20,620 --> 01:00:23,222
<i>

902
01:00:24,290 --> 01:00:25,691
<i>

903
01:00:27,427 --> 01:00:29,795
<i>

904
01:00:29,796 --> 01:00:31,296
<i>

905
01:00:32,799 --> 01:00:35,734
<i>
to my place, baby

906
01:00:36,970 --> 01:00:40,572
<i>

907
01:00:40,573 --> 01:00:43,308
<i>

908
01:00:43,309 --> 01:00:46,311


909
01:00:46,312 --> 01:00:48,647
<i>

910
01:00:48,648 --> 01:00:51,316
<i>
cook you dinner

911
01:00:51,317 --> 01:00:53,986
<i>

912
01:00:53,987 --> 01:00:57,122
<i>
sweet baby

913
01:00:57,123 --> 01:00:59,324
<i>

914
01:00:59,325 --> 01:01:02,494
<i>
I'm makin' love to you

915
01:01:02,495 --> 01:01:04,830
<i>
the first time

916
01:01:04,831 --> 01:01:07,933
<i>
makin' love to me

917
01:01:07,934 --> 01:01:09,301
<i>
the last time

918
01:01:09,302 --> 01:01:13,172
<i>
like this before

919
01:01:13,173 --> 01:01:15,674
<i>
I feel right now

920
01:01:15,675 --> 01:01:18,877
<i>
love to you

921
01:01:18,878 --> 01:01:21,647
<i>
the last time

922
01:01:21,648 --> 01:01:23,515
<i>

923
01:01:23,516 --> 01:01:25,684
<i>
you give me

924
01:01:26,920 --> 01:01:29,488
<i>

925
01:01:29,489 --> 01:01:32,224
<i>

926
01:01:32,225 --> 01:01:34,526
<i>

927
01:01:34,527 --> 01:01:37,863
<i>

928
01:01:37,864 --> 01:01:39,531
<i>

929
01:01:39,532 --> 01:01:42,701
<i>

930
01:01:42,702 --> 01:01:46,038
<i>
I'm makin' love to you

931
01:01:46,039 --> 01:01:48,374
<i>
the first time

932
01:01:48,375 --> 01:01:51,543
<i>
makin' love to me

933
01:01:51,544 --> 01:01:52,978
<i>
the last time

934
01:01:52,979 --> 01:01:56,949
<i>
like this before

935
01:01:56,950 --> 01:01:59,585
<i>
right now

936
01:01:59,586 --> 01:02:01,153
No stopping!
- Oh, my God!

937
01:02:01,154 --> 01:02:02,721
Ooh! Ooh!

938
01:02:02,722 --> 01:02:04,690
Lance, come on!
- Oh, my God!

939
01:02:04,691 --> 01:02:05,758
Oh, Lance!

940
01:02:05,759 --> 01:02:07,860
"Oh, Lance!
It's real, Lance!"

941
01:02:07,861 --> 01:02:08,861
Oh, baby!

942
01:02:08,862 --> 01:02:10,462
Oh, Lance! Aah!
- Baby!

943
01:02:10,463 --> 01:02:12,231
Lance, Lance, Lance!

944
01:02:12,232 --> 01:02:13,399
Way to go, Frank!

945
01:02:13,400 --> 01:02:14,833
What? Who the hell
is Frank??

946
01:02:14,834 --> 01:02:16,068
Don't worry
about it, baby.

947
01:02:16,069 --> 01:02:18,037
Just relax and let
Frank do the drivin'.

948
01:02:18,038 --> 01:02:19,505
Okay?
- Okay.

949
01:02:19,506 --> 01:02:22,307
Oh, Frank!
- "Go, Frank, yes!"

950
01:02:22,308 --> 01:02:23,575
Frank!

951
01:02:42,429 --> 01:02:45,164
<i>Let his fate be a lesson to all of you.</i>

952
01:02:45,165 --> 01:02:47,499
<i>Zarkov's next move will
be to land in Phrygia,</i>

953
01:02:47,500 --> 01:02:49,802
<i>an attempt
to secure Polaroit!</i>

954
01:02:49,803 --> 01:02:50,803
<i>But Your Majesty...</i>

955
01:02:54,207 --> 01:02:55,207
<i>...could withstand
and survive</i>

956
01:02:55,208 --> 01:02:56,308
<i>the death-dealing
cold there.</i>

957
01:03:00,680 --> 01:03:02,214
<i>They have determined
to secure Polaroit.</i>

958
01:03:02,215 --> 01:03:04,350
<i>You can rest assured
that Dr. Zarkov</i>

959
01:03:04,351 --> 01:03:06,518
<i>has devised some means</i>

960
01:03:06,519 --> 01:03:07,653
<i>of combating
the temperature.</i>

961
01:03:09,189 --> 01:03:10,823
<i>You're to take a bomber
and fly over over--</i>

962
01:03:19,099 --> 01:03:20,366
Amy...

963
01:03:23,970 --> 01:03:27,039
<i>
making love to you

964
01:03:27,040 --> 01:03:29,208
<i>
the best time

965
01:03:29,209 --> 01:03:31,076
Amy!

966
01:03:31,077 --> 01:03:35,614
<i>
in the night

967
01:03:37,350 --> 01:03:40,986
Oh, Amy!

968
01:03:42,155 --> 01:03:45,824
<i>
turns to spring

969
01:03:47,994 --> 01:03:51,030
<i>
this ring

970
01:03:52,866 --> 01:03:55,034
<i>

971
01:03:57,404 --> 01:03:59,805
<i>
about you, baby

972
01:04:01,741 --> 01:04:04,743
<i>

973
01:04:04,744 --> 01:04:06,879
<i>

974
01:04:08,648 --> 01:04:12,017
<i>
the same way that I do

975
01:04:20,226 --> 01:04:21,994
Oh, Pam.

976
01:04:21,995 --> 01:04:23,395
I'm all warmed
up for y--

977
01:05:06,506 --> 01:05:09,441
Listen, Frank, you
almost ready to go again?

978
01:05:09,442 --> 01:05:10,943
Huh?

979
01:05:10,944 --> 01:05:12,945
Hey, listen.

980
01:05:12,946 --> 01:05:14,747
This time go easy
on the girl.

981
01:05:14,748 --> 01:05:16,582
All right, we don't want
to damage the goods.

982
01:05:16,583 --> 01:05:17,583
Okay?

983
01:05:17,584 --> 01:05:18,617
Huh?

984
01:05:20,620 --> 01:05:22,554
Hey, Buns?

985
01:05:22,555 --> 01:05:23,856
Listen, I'm gonna
go have a sandwich!

986
01:05:23,857 --> 01:05:25,324
All right?
I gotta recharge.

987
01:05:25,325 --> 01:05:27,393
I need some fuel!

988
01:05:27,394 --> 01:05:29,895
You know?

989
01:05:40,907 --> 01:05:42,608
You're takin' my business.

990
01:05:45,345 --> 01:05:47,980
<i>Flash, where'd you get the pink stone</i>

991
01:05:47,981 --> 01:05:49,381
<i>from that ledge?</i>

992
01:05:49,382 --> 01:05:50,883
<i>It's that rock I shoved into my--</i>

993
01:05:55,221 --> 01:05:57,790
I love this movie!
It's a classic!

994
01:07:08,428 --> 01:07:12,264
This is great!

995
01:07:21,641 --> 01:07:24,410
Hey, psst, Pam.

996
01:07:25,645 --> 01:07:26,779
Pam.

997
01:07:37,190 --> 01:07:38,724
This is funny.

998
01:07:42,796 --> 01:07:45,064
<i>The king has brought us all freedom</i>

999
01:07:45,065 --> 01:07:46,765
<i>because of what
Flash has done!</i>

1000
01:07:51,938 --> 01:07:54,940
<i>Now! Hey, Buns, I just
got caught up in the movie.</i>

1001
01:07:54,941 --> 01:07:55,974
Wait, this is
the best part.

1002
01:07:57,243 --> 01:07:58,677
Okay, okay, look, look!
Here it comes!

1003
01:08:05,819 --> 01:08:06,752
Okay.

1004
01:08:22,802 --> 01:08:26,538
You son of a bitch,
get off me!

1005
01:08:29,609 --> 01:08:31,944
You son of a bitch,
get off me!

1006
01:08:31,945 --> 01:08:32,945
Get off me.

1007
01:08:37,884 --> 01:08:39,385
No, no!

1008
01:08:47,093 --> 01:08:49,194
<i>Chance here to get away.</i>

1009
01:08:54,934 --> 01:08:56,301
<i>What's he saying?</i>

1010
01:08:56,302 --> 01:08:58,170
<i>He's thanking you for saving him.</i>

1011
01:08:59,606 --> 01:09:03,042
I'll be right there, stud muffin.

1012
01:09:08,615 --> 01:09:10,616
Some people calls
it a sling blade.

1013
01:09:10,617 --> 01:09:12,317
I calls it
a kaiser blade.

1014
01:09:12,318 --> 01:09:14,386
Shh.

1015
01:09:19,059 --> 01:09:21,960
Rocky, I'm back now!

1016
01:09:23,530 --> 01:09:24,463
Rocky?

1017
01:09:27,167 --> 01:09:28,167
Lance?

1018
01:09:30,170 --> 01:09:31,236
Lance!

1019
01:09:41,314 --> 01:09:42,247
Lance.

1020
01:09:43,917 --> 01:09:44,850
Lance!

1021
01:09:46,019 --> 01:09:47,586
Quit fucking around!

1022
01:10:05,638 --> 01:10:06,572
Lance?

1023
01:10:11,778 --> 01:10:12,978
Lance?

1024
01:10:15,849 --> 01:10:17,983
Ew.

1025
01:10:17,984 --> 01:10:19,284
Lance?

1026
01:10:20,420 --> 01:10:23,122
Lance?

1027
01:10:27,127 --> 01:10:29,395
Lance, are you
down there?

1028
01:10:31,031 --> 01:10:32,998
Lance?

1029
01:10:36,870 --> 01:10:38,370
Hi.

1030
01:10:39,973 --> 01:10:43,375
Hi, excuse me.

1031
01:10:43,376 --> 01:10:45,544
Excuse me!

1032
01:10:47,747 --> 01:10:49,381
Hi.

1033
01:10:49,382 --> 01:10:53,385
Have you seen Lance?

1034
01:11:05,198 --> 01:11:07,066
Oh, my God!
Amy! Amy!

1035
01:11:07,067 --> 01:11:08,834
Amy! Amy!

1036
01:11:08,835 --> 01:11:10,903
We gotta get the
fuck out of this shit.

1037
01:11:19,145 --> 01:11:20,679
Oh, my God!
No!

1038
01:11:23,016 --> 01:11:25,250
Oh, God!

1039
01:11:29,389 --> 01:11:30,389
Oh, my God!

1040
01:11:35,028 --> 01:11:36,895
Oh, fuck, fuck.

1041
01:12:50,036 --> 01:12:51,070
Hello?

1042
01:13:05,552 --> 01:13:06,785
Hello?

1043
01:13:16,329 --> 01:13:17,563
Hello?

1044
01:13:46,593 --> 01:13:48,627
Oh, my God!
Bunny!

1045
01:13:49,929 --> 01:13:51,430
Bunny, you're alive!

1046
01:13:51,431 --> 01:13:53,032
Bunny?

1047
01:14:34,007 --> 01:14:35,007
Excuse me.

1048
01:14:35,008 --> 01:14:36,008
That's in the house.

1049
01:14:36,009 --> 01:14:37,309
Sir!
Just a minute.

1050
01:14:37,310 --> 01:14:38,477
I don't want any
of those girls--

1051
01:14:38,478 --> 01:14:39,478
Detective, you got
to see this.

1052
01:14:39,479 --> 01:14:40,779
Not now, I'm busy.

1053
01:14:40,780 --> 01:14:42,214
But we found another body.

1054
01:14:42,215 --> 01:14:43,215
It's the cook, sir.

1055
01:14:43,216 --> 01:14:44,817
The cook?

1056
01:14:44,818 --> 01:14:47,052
You know what to do.

1057
01:14:47,053 --> 01:14:48,487
20 years on the job,
Jimmy,

1058
01:14:48,488 --> 01:14:49,922
and you know what
I've learned?

1059
01:14:49,923 --> 01:14:51,090
Uh, what, sir?

1060
01:14:51,091 --> 01:14:53,759
Doughnuts always go better
with a good cup of joe.

1061
01:14:53,760 --> 01:14:54,893
You know what
else I've learned?

1062
01:14:54,894 --> 01:14:56,362
No, what?

1063
01:14:56,363 --> 01:14:58,764
You want to score extra points
with the detective in charge,

1064
01:14:58,765 --> 01:15:00,632
next time you better
remember the coffee, okay?

1065
01:15:00,633 --> 01:15:01,633
I like it black.

1066
01:15:01,634 --> 01:15:03,869
Yes, sir.
What do you got?

1067
01:15:05,271 --> 01:15:09,208
We found these in the trunk
right next to the body.

1068
01:15:09,209 --> 01:15:12,544
We have a visa, work papers,

1069
01:15:12,545 --> 01:15:14,346
and a passport
from Hungary.

1070
01:15:16,449 --> 01:15:17,416
What's so funny?

1071
01:15:18,518 --> 01:15:20,886
The Hungary cook?
Get it?

1072
01:15:20,887 --> 01:15:23,455
That's not funny,
Jimmy.

1073
01:15:23,456 --> 01:15:25,057
Sorry, sir.

1074
01:15:25,058 --> 01:15:26,392
The Ethiopian cook,

1075
01:15:26,393 --> 01:15:28,494
now that would be funny.

1076
01:15:28,495 --> 01:15:29,428
Yes, sir.

1077
01:15:30,497 --> 01:15:34,199
We also found this.

1078
01:15:34,200 --> 01:15:38,570
It's an English/Hungarian
dictionary.

1079
01:15:38,571 --> 01:15:40,939
We'll know more after
we run some tests,

1080
01:15:40,940 --> 01:15:42,775
but it appears the body
has been in this trunk

1081
01:15:42,776 --> 01:15:44,243
for about six months.

1082
01:15:44,244 --> 01:15:46,812
Oh, whoa!

1083
01:15:46,813 --> 01:15:48,580
That's what
I'm talking about.

1084
01:15:51,685 --> 01:15:54,620
All right,
let's take a look.

1085
01:15:55,989 --> 01:15:59,758
That was a bad idea.

1086
01:16:00,827 --> 01:16:02,861
Nice.
If anybody needs me,

1087
01:16:02,862 --> 01:16:04,797
I'll be in my car,
throwing up.

1088
01:16:04,798 --> 01:16:06,265
You want a bite?

1089
01:16:07,400 --> 01:16:08,400
Detective!

1090
01:16:08,401 --> 01:16:10,402
We've got a live
one over here!

1091
01:16:27,320 --> 01:16:29,922
So what do you say you and
I get together again tonight?

1092
01:16:29,923 --> 01:16:31,657
Yeah.
- Hey, Doc?

1093
01:16:31,658 --> 01:16:33,359
How's she doing?
Can I talk to her?

1094
01:16:33,360 --> 01:16:35,494
Well, she's stable,
but I don't think

1095
01:16:35,495 --> 01:16:37,629
you're gonna get much
out of her tonight.

1096
01:16:37,630 --> 01:16:38,630
All right.

1097
01:16:38,631 --> 01:16:40,566
I'd like to come by
in the morning,

1098
01:16:40,567 --> 01:16:41,700
though,
with a sketch artist,

1099
01:16:41,701 --> 01:16:43,969
and try to get an I.D.
on this Cook character.

1100
01:16:43,970 --> 01:16:46,071
Sure.

1101
01:16:46,072 --> 01:16:47,639
She should be lucid
enough by then.

1102
01:16:57,550 --> 01:16:58,617
Good night.

1103
01:16:58,618 --> 01:17:00,185
Take care.

1104
01:17:00,186 --> 01:17:02,321
Miss...

1105
01:17:02,322 --> 01:17:06,458
Miss, wake up,
it's time for dinner.

1106
01:17:06,459 --> 01:17:08,994
I'm not hungry.

1107
01:17:08,995 --> 01:17:11,063
You really need
to eat something.

1108
01:17:11,064 --> 01:17:12,998
No.

1109
01:17:12,999 --> 01:17:18,904
Why don't you just wake
up and say ah...Buns?

1110
01:17:21,975 --> 01:17:24,643
I've cooked up something
very special for you.

1111
01:17:24,644 --> 01:17:26,445
Just for you, Buns.

1112
01:17:30,350 --> 01:17:32,985
Okay!

1113
01:17:51,338 --> 01:17:53,972
<i>
a crowded street

1114
01:17:53,973 --> 01:17:56,875
<i>

1115
01:17:56,876 --> 01:18:01,513
<i>
our right to hate

1116
01:18:01,514 --> 01:18:04,149
<i>
the same

1117
01:18:04,150 --> 01:18:07,019
<i>
the same

1118
01:18:07,020 --> 01:18:08,854
<i>
aren't like you

1119
01:18:08,855 --> 01:18:10,522
<i>
some news for you

1120
01:18:10,523 --> 01:18:12,691
<i>

1121
01:18:16,162 --> 01:18:17,629
Go! Go! Go!

1122
01:18:20,200 --> 01:18:23,369
Is somebody gonna get that?

1123
01:18:23,370 --> 01:18:26,238
Go, pledge!

1124
01:18:26,239 --> 01:18:29,408
Five, four, three, two--

1125
01:18:40,153 --> 01:18:43,022
<i>Good evening!</i>

1126
01:18:43,023 --> 01:18:45,157
Guys, the cook!

1127
01:18:49,462 --> 01:18:50,963
<i>Good evening!</i>

1128
01:18:52,932 --> 01:18:54,466
Oh, shit.

1129
01:18:57,637 --> 01:18:58,704
Sorry.

1130
01:19:00,240 --> 01:19:01,306
It's a buzzing.

1131
01:19:01,307 --> 01:19:02,307
It's the lighter.

1132
01:19:02,308 --> 01:19:03,308
I burnt my hair.

1133
01:19:06,579 --> 01:19:10,616
<i>Good evening,
huh!</i>

1134
01:19:12,152 --> 01:19:15,921
<i>Good evening.</i>

1135
01:19:22,529 --> 01:19:23,862
Are you okay?

1136
01:19:25,999 --> 01:19:27,266
<i>Good evening.</i>

1137
01:19:28,568 --> 01:19:30,869
<i>Good evening.</i>

1138
01:19:37,043 --> 01:19:38,344
Freund.

1139
01:19:38,345 --> 01:19:39,945
Went down
after the basement.

1140
01:19:47,053 --> 01:19:49,188
<i>Buona sera.</i>

1141
01:19:50,824 --> 01:19:52,291
<i>Buona sera.</i>

1142
01:19:52,292 --> 01:19:53,292
It's sick.

1143
01:19:53,293 --> 01:19:55,461
Like I haven't
caught you.

1144
01:19:58,698 --> 01:20:01,066
Sorry!
I'm so sorry!

1145
01:20:01,067 --> 01:20:02,968
What are you doing
in my room?

1146
01:20:04,337 --> 01:20:06,271
<i>Buona sera.</i>

1147
01:20:07,741 --> 01:20:09,842
<i>Buona sera.</i>

1148
01:20:11,244 --> 01:20:12,911
What the fuck's the
name of that artist?

1149
01:20:12,912 --> 01:20:14,113
Rodin!
Fuck!

1150
01:20:15,215 --> 01:20:16,915
<i>Buona sera!</i>

1151
01:20:18,051 --> 01:20:20,352
<i>Buona sera!</i>

1152
01:20:20,353 --> 01:20:21,353
Okay.

1153
01:20:22,389 --> 01:20:23,422
<i>Buona sera!</i>

1154
01:20:24,691 --> 01:20:26,492
<i>Buona sera!</i>

1155
01:20:26,493 --> 01:20:28,193
Quiet on the set!

1156
01:20:28,194 --> 01:20:29,895
Fuck!
Still rolling.

1157
01:20:29,896 --> 01:20:32,631
Some people calls
it a kaiser blade,

1158
01:20:32,632 --> 01:20:33,666
I call it--

1159
01:20:33,667 --> 01:20:35,267
Fuck! Which--
What is it?

1160
01:20:36,536 --> 01:20:39,505
<i>Buona sera.</i>

1161
01:20:40,807 --> 01:20:42,408
<i>Good evening.</i>

1162
01:20:43,543 --> 01:20:45,377
<i>Good evening,
mother fucker!</i>

1163
01:20:46,746 --> 01:20:47,780
All right.

1164
01:20:47,781 --> 01:20:48,781
Here we go,
one more!

1165
01:20:48,782 --> 01:20:49,948
Here we go.

1166
01:20:51,451 --> 01:20:53,652
<i>
little girl

1167
01:20:53,653 --> 01:20:55,320
<i>

1168
01:20:55,321 --> 01:20:57,556
<i>
your time with me

1169
01:20:57,557 --> 01:21:00,325
<i>
to the world

1170
01:21:00,326 --> 01:21:01,460
<i>

1171
01:21:01,461 --> 01:21:03,629
<i>

1172
01:21:03,630 --> 01:21:06,298
<i>
little girl

1173
01:21:06,299 --> 01:21:09,301
<i>
get the fuck out of here

1174
01:21:21,314 --> 01:21:24,483
<i>

1175
01:21:24,484 --> 01:21:27,586
<i>

1176
01:21:27,587 --> 01:21:30,556
<i>

1177
01:21:30,557 --> 01:21:33,592
<i>

1178
01:21:33,593 --> 01:21:35,227
<i>

1179
01:21:35,228 --> 01:21:36,995
<i>

1180
01:21:39,599 --> 01:21:41,000
<i>

1181
01:21:41,001 --> 01:21:45,037
<i>

1182
01:21:55,615 --> 01:21:57,116
Fuck-a you!

1183
01:21:59,819 --> 01:22:01,720
That's great!

1184
01:22:01,721 --> 01:22:02,720
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